July 2011
What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany’s at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No. I go for the chandelier; it’s priceless. As I’m taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It’s her father’s business. She’s Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet...
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fuck yeah!
Anonymous asked: Hey everyone, this is Jesus here (I forgot my username/password) and I just wanted to let you know that my dad and I aren’t really planning on destroying the entire planet and killing all of the humans. We just wanted to give you a bit of a scare so that you’ll go back to church and start filling up the collection plates. Jesus really needs your money! We’re not immune from the...
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